Slice Of Life Comedy Fan Mugs

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"His first out-of-body experience."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Why do they do that?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Dog Walking Services

Skiing.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Intelligent people laugh too!

Bad fake tan day.

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Giraffe Umbrella

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."