Sleuth At The Stables Mugs

'I could have won, but my jockey kept pulling me back: Something fishy went on in that race!'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Joan Hickson

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

Optician and the PI.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Exportation and importation in Cuba

'Always bought low.'

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

"The butler did it!"

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"This was no accident, Sarge! He was intentionally DROPPED!"

'We never act on market rumors until they pass the 'squelch' test.'

Sherlock Holmes.

"We haven't been able to pick up his trail. We think he's using invisible ink."

Auditing

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.

"I think it was done with mirrors."

'I still prefer trading the old fashioned way.'

"Just how many shares of this stock did you buy?"

'Which stocks should I invest in to profit from this 'Armageddon' you keep talking about?'

Detective Honky

'Hey, remember me? I was the broker who told you to sell everything when the stock market was down.'

"I know the stock you purchased is down 90 percent and management filed for bankruptcy but let's not read too much into that."