Sleigh Savant Prints

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Golf lessons

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Taxi

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Self-driving sled

"Now let's walk through slide 67...'50 ways to make your presentation more exciting'."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'I waxed the runners.'

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

Filling up with Deersil.

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

'Stop with the Ho, Ho, Ho's Mr. Claus! Two million parking tickets in one night is no laughing matter!'

Santa Claus

Slippery underfoot

"I brake for milk & cookies"