Sleigh Rides Prints

'I hate when they do this.'

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

"Just once, couldn't we go over the river and through the woods to my grandmothere's house?"

Santa Claus

"Even the big red suit could only take so much cookie and milk."

Santa's has no toilet breaks.

That one has all the batteries!

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Sleigh Ride

Taxi

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Self-driving sled

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Skiing Holiday

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

'I waxed the runners.'

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'