Sleepyhead Supporter Gifts

Rise and shine

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Alarmistclock

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"He's never up before eleven."

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Sleepwalking to work.

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"You're just run down."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

"I'm going."

Early Night Club

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

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