Sleepy Parent Mugs

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

Cry babies.

The Bookworm

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'He likes to power nap.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Night-time halo

"Try thinking about something else."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Babies vs. Dogs

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."