Sleepy Gym Bunny Mugs

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Skiing

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

Man and dog on treadmills.

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Gym. I don't need to exercise --- I have an ab crunch on my smart phone!

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Work out buddies.

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"There's a couple aliens at the door asking if you'll get off the treadmill - you're sending shockwaves through the time-space continuum."

"You sure you've done this before."

Bunny Slope

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

"Ugh . . . nevermind."

"Go to the gym? When have I got time to go to the gym?"

"Motherhood is wearing me out!"

Skiing.

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

"I don't care how busy you are as the Easter Bunny....it's not going to kill you to watch the kids for a while!"

"Next year we lose our nap time...then we have to wait until we get real jobs to get it back!"

Sports centre lift.

'It's hard to believe we met in a fitness club.'

'I did a push-up once - It didn't do me any good at ALL!'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"It keeps track of how long you've been wearing workout clothes without actually working out."

'I told him to get down.'

'With the handy remote you can adjust your exercise program from the couch.'

Dog and Runner Jumping Hurdles Together

'Me too. I've lost 25 pounds. Sadly not in weight, just in wasted, unused membership fee!'

' I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this...I'm just too chicken.'

'Recommend you stay here tonight. Igloo over there just tourist trap.'

Social media break at spin class.