Sleeplessness Survivor Prints

'Hey, fool - this is the flea just above your tail - forget about sleeping tonight - ha ha ha ha!'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"Time for bed, guys."

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

"Your 2 am is here."

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

'Sleeping like a baby'

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

"Yes, you were snoring again."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

'What time do we have to wake her up in the mornings?'

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."