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'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Today is my second birthday and I wanted to let you know that I intend to take full advantage of my terrible twos!"

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."

'It's your turn, dear.'

'How can you sleep at night?'

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

'If you're bored do some writing.You could start by writing your will.'

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

"Oh Oh . . . Looks like our five o'clock wake up call is here!"

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

Toddler in the bed: a journey

Sleep!

Things my cat says at 3 am

'I've got to do something about my insomnia. I didn't sleep a wink at work today.'

'Mom, did you know that if you turn the clock upside down, '4:45' spells 'Shh?''

Your fingers' worst nightmares

Please tell me you were sleepswimming again.

"Just go already!" "One could scarcely desire more delightful conditions for a nocturnal ramble..."

I can't sleep, tell me about your day.

"I can't remember how to fall asleep. What do you have for insomnesia?"

'I told you not to drink coffee before hibernating!'

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking.'

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. Last year your snoring kept me up all winter.'

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

"How long before we can tell him we're exhausted?"

"A child is like coffee. It's easy to make, but then won't let you sleep."