Sleep Talker Prints

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

'No wonder you're still tired -- you were campaigning in your sleep all night.'

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

The Snooze Bar.

Sheep Ledger

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

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'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

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'zzz sleep.'

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."