Sleep Strugglers Mugs

"Time for bed, guys."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Dreams

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'Sleeping like a baby'

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

"He just woke up from hibernation."

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

I suppose you'd like to know why I summoned you here at 3am, minion. Not really. My studies show there's a 0.0067% uptick in coffee sales when you appear sleepier than the patrons. Come again? My theory is that's because seeing you falling asleep on your feet subconsciously makes customers feel like they need more caffeine ... From now on, you're only to sleep three non-consecutive hours per day. Very bad mazzzzz ...

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"Five more minutes."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

"We start your sleep apnea training tonight. Are you familiar with Pavlov's dog?"

"You guys cool with me hitting snooze for another few months?"

"Sorry, but we're not at the lake."

"How many times have I told you not to watch the news before bed?"

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

Toddler in the bed: a journey

Coffee. I'm exhausted. I started sleeping on my coin collection to keep it safe, and now I understand the saying "change is hard"!

I need to get rid of all these mattresses if I'm going to get up to use the bathroom 4 times a night. Middle-Age Fairy Tales: The Princess & the

"I've counted 53 in this flock! What about you Bob? Bob?"