Sleep Squad T-Shirts

"Try thinking about something else."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Babies vs. Dogs

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Sheep Ledger

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"I object!" "Overruled!"

Contented man and cat sleeping

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"Time for bed, guys."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Pachyderm insomnia.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."