Sleep Solution Explorer Mugs

'My husband I haven't been sleeping so we changed from a memory mattress to an amnesia one...we're still not sleeping properly, but now we've forgotten all about it by the time we wake up.'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Give Sleep a Chance

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

A cow's bedside table.

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

'Your lectures cured my sleep disorder.'

Napquest

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'

Sleep-Eez Bedding

"We start your sleep apnea training tonight. Are you familiar with Pavlov's dog?"

"Will you PLEEEEASE stop grinding your teeth!"

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

Changing the dream

"Relax. Once the blood rushes to your head you'll fall right asleep."

I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.

"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

Woman gives snoring man a dummy/pacifier.

"It looks like another productive night of sleep and exercise. My smart watch logged seven hours of sleep and over 1,500 steps from sleep walking."

How My Pillow Works.