Sleep Optimization Prints

A man adjusts his pillow so the stripes match his bedspread.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Sheep Ledger

Noisy energy?

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"I object!" "Overruled!"

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

"Time for bed, guys."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

So Far So Good

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'