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Wireless Plans. Cellphone. No, "rollover minutes" has nothing to do with hitting the snooze alarm and going back to sleep.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

Hypnotoon

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'Wake up! You're kissing the sheet again...'

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

'It's your turn, dear.'

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

Sex Score

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

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'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

Yes, you were. You were talking in your sleep again last night.

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

Do you have any pull with the IRS?

Your fingers' worst nightmares

"Just go already!" "One could scarcely desire more delightful conditions for a nocturnal ramble..."

Sleep!

"But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Okay, one word ... rhymes with liar."

Please tell me you were sleepswimming again.

Cat with mice on his bedpost.

"Crawford's hard at work, I see!"

I can't sleep, tell me about your day.

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking.'

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. Last year your snoring kept me up all winter.'

'Marmaduke, wake up! You're barking in your sleep again!'

"They were great snorers."

Late at night, much to Mrs. Murray's dismay, Mr. Murray would often receive a visit from the "Toot Fairy".

"A child is like coffee. It's easy to make, but then won't let you sleep."

Bee with a bad snoring habit.