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"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Hypnotoon

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

'It's your turn, dear.'

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

Sex Score

'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

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'You were talking in your sleep again.'

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

Do you have any pull with the IRS?

Your fingers' worst nightmares

"Crawford's hard at work, I see!"

"Just go already!" "One could scarcely desire more delightful conditions for a nocturnal ramble..."

Sleep!

"But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Okay, one word ... rhymes with liar."

Cat with mice on his bedpost.

I can't sleep, tell me about your day.

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. Last year your snoring kept me up all winter.'

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking.'

'Marmaduke, wake up! You're barking in your sleep again!'

"A child is like coffee. It's easy to make, but then won't let you sleep."

"They were great snorers."

Bee with a bad snoring habit.

Accounting Sheep.