Sleep-in Supporter Prints

"I'd have been better off getting out of bed and leaving the house."

A man cheers

"In da house"

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

"Hibernating! That's all you think of"

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

"Mom! It's Saturday."

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

On Weekdays. . . On Weekends

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."