Sleep-deprived Serenaders Gifts

'In a minute...'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Time for bed, guys."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Violin family at Christmas

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

The Gong

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

Hell on trio island

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

Silent music

Ghost Playing Cello

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"Having fun there little guy?"

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

Man donating to a musician is arrested for littering.

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

'They make that noise when they're content.'

Cello with a birdhouse on top.

"I was too anxious to sleep, too sleepy to work, and too lazy to go to the kitchen."

"Rock me baby. rock me..."

'Got the blues so bad...'

I hate to see that evening sun go down...

'Why can't you count sheep like everyone else?'

"If I had to classify our parenting style, I would call it a 24/7, terrifying, all-consuming, worrying style."