Sledging Enthusiast Pillows

Sledging

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Scratch that later, Larry!

Dog Igloo.

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Say, I just had a thought

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Sledder breaks through snow globe.

Turtle Sledge

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Tired Sleigh Dog.

Eskimo with 'Canine anti-freeze'

Skiing Accidents.

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

Noel Fever

Snowman sledging through barbed wire.

Santa emergency stop.

A snowman cut in half by a speeding sledger.

People on a sledge

Sledding

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'I waxed the runners.'

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."