Slapstick Devotees Mugs

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Comedy Cafe

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Pie Charts, Inc.

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"Would you like to try them out?"

Shaving

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

The Second Fall of Man.r

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

Moebot

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Ready...."

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all