Slapstick Connoisseur Mugs

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Beware of Falling Notice.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Pie Charts, Inc.

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

Moebot

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.