Slapstick Comedy Fan Mugs

'Sorry, sir, but that's what your prescription seems to say.'

A montain guru kicks away a climber.

Great. Now we're out of gas. What else can go wrong?

'And watch out for the ... ice.'

' My husband's doing the work of two men - Laurel and Hardy! '

Caveman Trips On Newly Invented Wheel

Clown Car Crash

Klutz discount day at the amusement park.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Toilet Set Trap.

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

"Stop pulling you silly dog"

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

Silent Moments: 'Ice cream.'

Don't panic! We've walked into a 'mime field'!

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

When Cereal Boxes Attack

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'

Shaving

As you can probably tell, I'm easily offended

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

"I blame the Clinton Administration."

Banana Accident

A skinhead with brick bouncing off his head

"I can try all I want, but there's no way I look smooth on this bike!"

"You dang fool! I told you this would happen if you didn't pick up your dirty clothes!"

King Kong Doomed To Step On Proportional Banana Peel

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

'PBS has such sophisticated comedies -- that guy just got hit in the face with a crème brulée.'

The Second Fall of Man.r

Texas Oil

"I can..play the..Marx brothers."

Oh, yeah, the sling is new - I dislocated my shoulder trying to tie the gown by myself.

'THIT!'