Slalom Enthusiast Prints

Slalom

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

The rocket powered skiier

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'It is too snowing!'

Skiing at Sea

Little girl skiing.

Piste-side Hotel

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Reindeer on Skis.

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

Ski-ball.

Balloon ski lift

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Ski-ers.

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

People on a sledge

No U Turn.

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"This holiday cost an arm and a leg and I finish up breaking both of them."

"Oh thank God!"

Ski-lift clothes line.

And now bring the girls!

Santa's Flies Safe

Rescue Dog Breed Failure #139: Chihuahuas.

"Did you have to bring your damned secretary."