Skyward Travelers Pillows

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Two airplanes

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"You think the food is bad, wait till you hear the pilot's jokes."

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

Angel Crash

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

'While we were on our laptops,we overshot our LAST airport runway!'

"Would you like a meal, Sir?"

Airport

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Mile high skydivers

Amelia Earhart

Angel and ecology

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"