Skyward Philosopher Prints

"Passengers, as we begin our descent you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Two airplanes

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Ornithologist

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

A man shoots at a drone.

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"Student driver"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

Angel Crash

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Airport

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

Amelia Earhart

Graduation Day 2020

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

After Orville Wright made the first flight at Kitty Hawk, he convinced Wilbur he should also make the second flight earn frequent-flier credit.

Angel and ecology