Sky Warrior Prints

'Hey, Do you think you're going to need you barf bag? I like to have a couple extras.'

'Bandit at one o'clock.'

'Sorry, Otto, but I can't let my navigation equipment fall into the hands of the enemy.'

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Passenger Jet vs Drones

"I just wanted you to hear it from me first, before you read it in the sky."

Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair.

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

'While we were on our laptops,we overshot our LAST airport runway!'

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel

Airlines With Attitude

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

Hardware Store: Drone Swatter

"Welcome aboard! You now have access to over 8 million TV shows! 2 billion movies! 4 gazillion music stations! And about 7 minutes before our internet poops out."

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

'Are the buffalo wings hot enough for you?'

"Ladies and gentleman, the cabin door is now closed. You may now celebrate the triumph of an empty middle seat in your row."

ACME skywriting school

"Don’t worry, hon. Your sense of shame will eventually improve your sense of balance."

Man digging a path to his dog's kennel through the snow.

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

Traffic lights in the sky

'If you haven't found the car by noon I'm going back to bed.'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. It's print out says 'I Quit!'.

Man looking at a notice on an airplane that reads "Please do not throw food on the floor".

Yes we hang wind farm lobbyists!