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"Man, he pulled that one out of thin air!"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Employee of the Month Parking

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Sick Building Syndrome

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Life and Death

Mass Travel

Football

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Flying in Formation.

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."