Sky Navigator Prints

'Sorry about the screaming during that air pocket, back there.'

'This is your captain speaking, it seems that we've finally made it through the worst of the turbulence'

Flight Simulator / Crash Simulator

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

A dog flying a small plane.

'You imbecile!! Didn't i tell you to watch our altitude?! / A co-pilot accidentally flies too high ending up in heaven and smacking into an angel

Setting Cabin Temperature

"Spotlandings are a piece of cake!"

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming!'

'In life he was a chopper pilot.'

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

"Flying is my life."

Air Control.

Two children in a park; one playing with an R/C sailboat and the other playing with a drone

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

This Side Up - At All Times

A prang of pilots

"Ugh...I hate tailgaters."

'I thought patchy, not striped fog was predicted for today.'

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

Words you don't ever want to hear: 'I keep forgetting - east, is that to the left or the right of north?'

Flying school: 5-day crash course.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Meanwhile, in Scheduling...

"Oh, good - you're skinny."

"Stacy, Tom thinks you've been acting distance since you became a flight attendant."

"It's beautiful, but maybe we should ask the pilots to turn the heat up."

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

Small planes, fine...but I'd be a bit more careful with big planes.'

Pilot buying good luck charms.

Airlines

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'