Skunk Sniffer Mugs

Goldie, go fetch the skunk I just shot!

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

The Power of Positive Stinking

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"No offense."

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Canadian wildfires

"Is that a pet skunk?"

'Errr, that's OK Lady, I'll take the next one...'

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

"Mmm, a stinky cheese sandwich!"

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

'Geeze, what is that smell?'

You've developed a seasonal allergy. Go get this prescription filled and DO NOT stop to smell the flowers!

'He believes in taking time to stop and smell the noses.'