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"After practicing dermatology every day, maybe you should try branching out from those warts-and-all biographies."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Desert Dermatologist

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

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Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

'You created a new skin disease from scratch.'

"I can see it from here."

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

'It hasn't been bothering me. Of course, I don't have to look at it.'

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

No sunscreen. Please help.

Flo didn't know what was odder: the beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that she actually tried this beauty tip.

"No really, I'm a toad too! I found a great dermatologist who treated my warts..."

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

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'I've run out of space. Could you tattoo my body in flesh tones and start over?'

Spot Check

'I want to look ten years younger.'

A dermatologist swats a bug on a patient's back

'Then it's agreed...I'll treat your rough scaly skin and you'll teach me how to swim.'

'You're the fairest of them all. That's why you have to use sunscreen.'