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"After practicing dermatology every day, maybe you should try branching out from those warts-and-all biographies."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

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'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

'You created a new skin disease from scratch.'

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

"I can see it from here."

'It hasn't been bothering me. Of course, I don't have to look at it.'

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

No sunscreen. Please help.

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Flo didn't know what was odder: the beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that she actually tried this beauty tip.

"No really, I'm a toad too! I found a great dermatologist who treated my warts..."

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist.

'I've run out of space. Could you tattoo my body in flesh tones and start over?'

'I want to look ten years younger.'

A dermatologist swats a bug on a patient's back

'Then it's agreed...I'll treat your rough scaly skin and you'll teach me how to swim.'

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