Skills Sharing T-Shirts

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Love is when you watch television together.

'It's my favorite.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

Time to try something new.

We learn by doing

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Lessons.

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

Fishing Contest

'Why is it you never sign up for any trainings?'

People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say...

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

You are more than your job description.

'That's Sam. Most of his best ideas have been stuck in the company pipeline for years!'

"I don't look at it as bouncing from job to job, I'm merely gaining a broad base of experience."

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

'You're never going to follow me in my trade, Son - you may as well go to university.'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"To save everyone from suffering in polite restraint, I shall eat the last slice."

Gone Lecturin'

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'