Skills Sharer Prints

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

Do you have any other skills?

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Wanna talk about it?

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

Lessons.

'Why is it you never sign up for any trainings?'

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

You are more than your job description.

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Gone Lecturin'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

'So tell me more about your mother...'

"They don't trust each other to share research."

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

"Never be afraid to take me into your confidence, Sally, I'm very partial to stoolies."

'Excellent at juggling multiple job duties.'

Compulsory education is a myth. We may be compelled to teach, but very few of them are compelled to learn.

First Time

'You should've been here last night -- a priest, a rabbi, and a minister walked in.'

'Of course I can keep a secret, but not for very long.'