Skillful Savant Mugs

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

Bullseye!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Decision Making Block

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

'I say we try it.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Vaccines against Covid

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'He's a square!'

Game Addiction

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

Keep it simple