Skies And Pastures Lover Pillows

Cow Blue Arrows

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Nature Lovers

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

A boy with a camera

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Rating the Sunset

J. M. W. Turner

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Vast Wasteland Ahead

Artist paints an artist.

Shepherd

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Meanwhile...in Albania

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Even cows get the blahs....

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'