Ski Slope Enthusiasts Prints

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Clown Skis.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Travel looks strong!

'It is too snowing!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Skiing at Sea

A skier and a paraglider

Little girl skiing.

Ski lift.

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Piste-side Hotel

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

Balloon ski lift

Ski-ball.

"Turns out it was all water weight."

Reindeer on Skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Boxing Snowmen.