Ski Lift Lover Pillows

Ski lift mobile

Dry Cleaners - "Oh don't mind him, he can't wait for the ski lift to open."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'It is too snowing!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Skiing at Sea

Little girl skiing.

Man chases after his skis.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Piste-side Hotel

Ski Holidays.

Reindeer on Skis.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Evolved to Ski.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Balloon ski lift

Ski-ball.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

Bigfoot on skis...

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

Cow using udders as skis.

Must be the coming of the nuclear winter.

"Would you say two skis or four?"

Ski-lift clothes line.

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

Rescue Dog Breed Failure #139: Chihuahuas.