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'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Snowboarding downhill.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

Devil skis down a volcano.

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

Snow seat on skis.

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

'Here it comes.'

Ski cannon.

'Emergency department: 200m'

Acme Skydiving School.

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

The Shark Cage

The first jackass of spring

'Anyone got a hanky?'

'Look, I'm not suggesting that you give up all extreme sports. I'm just saying that maybe you should at least consider cutting out the sky surfing.'

'We were ready to hire you until we saw the photo of you on Facebook sliding on the ice...'

Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool

'I don't think I'm on the cross country ski trail anymore ...'

Cannonball!

'Skateboard of Nails'.