Ski Break Gifts

"She always saw the glass as half empty, while I thought of it as half full. Now I see it as completely empty."

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Skiing.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

Happy Hour

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Ski lift mobile

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Skiing

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'First of all, relax.'

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Skier and his dog.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'Fine. And you?'

Bunny Hill

Clown Skis.

Snowboarding downhill.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'