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Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

I did it my way.

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Trawling for Fish.

'Steeee-rike three!'

"House red, sir?"

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

Canadian Jesus

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."

"Profession?"

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Vlad The Impaler's Descendants,

Great customer care is not optional.

"Blah blah blah. . ."

"Attitude-and what attitude would that be, Modom?"

'You'll be asked to rate my service after the meal, so could you give me a little hint just how much you expect from me?'

'He had a great screwball until his arm went bad.'

Colin should have known better than to smoke near the new foam sprinkler system.

'She's all thumbs!'

"I'm sorry...I need to speak with someone with a little authority around here."

"Baldo, in this business, customer service is everything. People know when you're lying! So the golden rule is always be sincere...where or not you mean it."