Sketching Sage T-Shirts

"It's practically impossible to heat this damned place."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Lady of the bath...

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

I love embroidery

The Paper Route

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Business man sees himself as a shark

"First order of business...no more memos beginning 'Once Upon a Time.'"

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

Three Witches from Macbeth

"Less roman, more clef."

"It doesn't say, son, who they pawned the kittens off on after the flood."

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'

Sylvia Plath

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

Sales Exit.

Punch and Judy Sales Conference

Tragedy and Material

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'The Merry Men are NOT groupies!'

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.