Sketchbook Dweller T-Shirts

Self-Portrait

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

In case of emergency, break glass.

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Fly Artist

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

The weightless office.

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

Al, The Go-From Guy

Hans Holbein

Leonardo's first drawing

"That's our copy cat."

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.