Sketchbook Dreamer Gifts

Artistic Prodigy

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

The Art Student.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'