Sketch Aficionado Mugs

"Bad drawing."

101 ideas for blotting pad doodles

'I'll recommend your cartoons if you recommend mine.'

Cartoonist draws his own eureka moment.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Cariactures

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Fly Artist

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'...Because its easy to draw.'

Etch-a-sketch artist.

Lincoln Portrait

Art is a cruel mistress.