Skepticism Squad Mugs

"He never takes anyone's word for anything!"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Skeptic Tank.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"I wonder if management will believe my project?"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Now do you believe me?"

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"As usual, you're confusing your right to have an opinion with having your opinion respected."

Descartes's Demon

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

Man to man re: crackpot's sign that says, 'Your Nutty Idea Here': Everybody's out to make a buck these days.

"Thank you for not praying."

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

'A large Federal study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that large federal studies don't prove anything.'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

No atheists in Heaven.