Skeptical Supporter T-Shirts

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

Stock market investment advice

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

I believe their products are rubbish.

Monitoring the Air Quality

"You're not gonna stick that thing in my arm..! Nobody knows what's in it!!"

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

Man to man re: crackpot's sign that says, 'Your Nutty Idea Here': Everybody's out to make a buck these days.

"Thank you for not praying."