Skeptical Readers Prints

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

I believe their products are rubbish.

"You're not gonna stick that thing in my arm..! Nobody knows what's in it!!"

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

"Thank you for not praying."