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"If we do run into any complications, Gerry will just Google it."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'It was this big. I swear'

2pm meet your Creator

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'...and on that you have my word.'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

I am one with stupid.

'Man, I'm bombing,'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Confession Ratings.

A Grumble Bee

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

Medical Treatment.

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'

'No.'

"You took your time!"

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

Can Jesus come out and pray?

'We've put Father O'Brien in charge of minor sins.'

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

'Ye olde optician.'

"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

'The spirit is very positive about your future...'

Dwayne makes his move.

New! Stick-on Stigmata

Salon of Apartment 4-N

'I still say Global Warming is a conspiracy.'