Skeptic With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Clairvoyant Here: Monday Evening 7PM. . . (Unless something unforeseen occurs).

"This is just a placebo cast, but it makes a lot of people feel better."

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

"Is there really a Santa Claus or is that more fake news?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Open House of Horrors

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"Now do you believe me?"

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Descartes's Demon

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

Not so heavenly

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

"Proving Jesus lived is harder than finding footprints in the water he walked on."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

'A large Federal study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that large federal studies don't prove anything.'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

Ponzi Schemes Inc

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

"Do you really believe, Gerald?"

'I blame the internet.'

"Look. Jesus healed my severed leg."

'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.'