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"It tells me if your bill is fake or not."

"As usual, you're confusing your right to have an opinion with having your opinion respected."

"Ned's a lot more fun to live with since he stopped believing ANYTHING he sees on the internet."

Fear/Knowledge

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

Skeptic Tank.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Channelling on the Cheap

The Mainstream

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

The new Physics

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Govt. UK led by Seance

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."