Skeptic's Delight T-Shirts

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

When alchemy faded, chemistry began. When herbalism faded, medical science began. When astrology faded, space exploration began. I can't wait to see what happens after religion fades.

"How much?!! She must have seen you coming!"

'The ad said million dollar views!'

Mr Star - Psychic Night...I sense the colour blue.

"This says your battery needs to be replaced."

Covid mRNA Snail Oil

"The reporter says that this photo shows a politician who cares more about the well-being of the votes and the country than his own!"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

Experts through the ages.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"Now do you believe me?"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

Descartes's Demon

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

Michel de Montaigne

Not so heavenly

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

"Proving Jesus lived is harder than finding footprints in the water he walked on."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

'A large Federal study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that large federal studies don't prove anything.'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

"What beats me is how you global warming sceptics always turn out to believe in local warming."

"Let's hope it's just a mirage."

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"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

"Do you really believe, Gerald?"