Skeptic Of Flashy Things Mugs

Down on Her.

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

"This better not be another one of your crazy pyramid schemes."

'Why not just buy a tube?'

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

Couple with a scratch card - 'Wow! We haven't won a free holiday...'

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

'It's intimidating that you don't decorate your office.'

'I put hopeless at Christmas shopping into a search engine and your name came up!'

'My travel agent didn't tell me about thissss!'

"Welcome to the new Drone 747, remotely controlled from a rented office in Calcutta."

'It's fortunate that wearing a fur coat is indefensible.' 'I know. I can't afford one either.'

"Don't worry. It's just an election. . . once it's over all this will just go away."

'Isn't it amazing how homing pigeons can turn into flying pigs?'

'Call me when you invent the warranty.'

Incredibly Inexpensive Security Systems' advertise 'Pretty Good Set Ups. 1/2 the price, 2/3 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional break-ins.

Lemming Limo

'Wow, your expensive health insurance is worth every penny! According to your status, you're entitled to a special single room. Do you prefer the lift shaft or the heating cellar?'

'Things ARE beginning to pick up, turnover and profits are climbing...But there won't be a return to the excesses of the PAST...'

'I don't know about you but I've always hated fancy dress parties.'

'I don't like the looks of this.'

"Suspenders and a belt? You must be the guy from risk management."

Internet financial scams

"Psst! - Would you like to buy a second-hand computer..?"

The mask-wearer.

Semi-luxury liner.

'They all do that, Sir!'

"58 M.P.G. easy.."

'I take it you're not an advocate of social networking whilst shopping.'